Sarcasm, it runs through his veins.

I'm not sure if this is a normal thing but my boys are constantly climbing on our vacuum cleaner and it drives me insane. I'm always getting after them to get off the thing and the other day was no different. We were getting ready for school in the morning and Isaiah was sitting at the breakfast table eating when Malachi walks up and starts talking to him. As he's talking he stands on the front of the vacuum and just starts rocking back and forth on the thing while he's having his conversation. I just looked at him and shouted said
"MALACHI! What the heck, how many times do I have to tell you NOT to climb on the vacuum cleaner?! I do not understand why you guys can't stay off of it, it's not like it says "Climb on Me" or something- what is your deal!?"

(yeah, I don't know, when you're a parent you say dumb things)

He got off the vacuum & I told him to hurry up and go finish putting his shoes on. All of the sudden I hear Isaiah start laughing hysterically and when I turned around, this is what I saw:

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My son, the smart @ss.